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Why was the cookie crying? Because his mother had been a wafer so long! …

How can you tell if there's an elephant under your bed?  You can touch the …

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Why did people dance to the vegetable band? Because it had a good beet!  …

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who?  Dwayne da bafftub! I'm …